Maria Sharapova:
Maria Sharapova
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Information:
Name: Maria Sharapova
Born: 1987-04-19
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
Matthew's Best Hit TV+ (2005), Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2004), ESPY Awards (2005), Stars for Stars: A Celebration of Tennis Excellence (2005), Late Show with David Letterman (2008)
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Steven Seagal:
Steven Seagal
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Information:
Name: Steven Seagal
Born: 1951-04-10
Height: 1.93
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Filmography:
Granada Reports (2007), Exit Wounds (2001), My Giant (1998), A Tribute to Les Paul (2007), The Challenge (1982)
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Robert Pattinson:
Robert Pattinson Nude
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Information:
Name: Robert Pattinson
Born: 1986-05-13
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Vanity Fair (2004), Twilight (2008), Cartaz Cultural (2003), Total Request Live (2008), Meet the Champions (2006)
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A: So
they know when to stop having sex.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
someone's
forehead?
Unsightly facial hare!
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Q: What goes VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a
flashing red light.
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Two
weathermen each broke an arm and a leg
in an accident, and called from the
hospital about the four
casts.
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Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's
natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for
sure.
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Q:
What did Boris Yelstin say when asked
if meeting Clinton made want to
convert Russia to the type of
government they have in America?
A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife
run the country!!"
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What did the female mushroom say
about the
male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her
tail?
"That's the end of me!"
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How many
men does it take to put the toilet
seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
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